My mom's answer to small breast insults

[jennidee]

I have to share this as some recent threads on men preferring giant-breasted women has brought me back to a golden moment my mom relayed to me years ago when she was back on the single scene. She is small-chested as I am.
A man was hitting on her and hinting that he wanted to go to bed with her after just meeting her. She declined. He told her "that's okay, I'm not really attracted to women with small boobs women anyway."

Mom never missed a beat and said "well these are magic boobs and they grow in direct proportion to the size of the penis of the man I am standing next to. Now if you excuse me, I see a real man I want to go talk to."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The man was speechless! GO MOM!!

[hydeandseek]

OMG!

That is hilarious! Your mom must be quite the spirited one to just be able to fire back at that loser with such a snappy comeback. I bet the look on that guy's face was priceless! There are so many times I wish I had the quick thinking humorous wit that your mom has, she must be quite a lady!

Thanks so much for the laugh!!!

Did you know that they make padded underwear for men? I saw a catalog that had men's underwear with a padded butt and get this, removable "endowment padding" for the front!!!!! I guess its the guys version of a push up bra!

[blueangel]

way to go mom!!!!!

[Tweety]

What a small man, in more ways than one, taking cheap shots because she bruised his ego!
Your mom rocks.