Falsie fallacy

[pjb]

Well right now, I really, really want to die...lol.

I'm active, I like to stay fit by bicycling to do my shopping. (I'm sure everyone can see where THIS is going...) I've been sick for the past few days now, which doesn't bother me except for all the nose/cough crap. Anyway on my way back from shopping, I went to an intersection, hit the cross street thingy, then made a sharp turn (walking the bike) and lost balance. The bike fell, I fell with it, and my right falsie popped out from below! At that point, I really wanted to die. I had to cradle it around my abdomen and ran to the nearest wall, where I waited for one very long minute before I could slip it back in unseen. (or at least seen from behind)

So I finally get the thing adjusted, and a couple tiny side-streets later, I get the other one right as well. Then while I'm going home my coughs keep making the right one sink somewhat below the bra! ::sigh::

I need a new bra, it's become a bit disfigured, but for now I'm duct taping the bottom, lol.

[princess26]

Atleast I am not the only one this has happened to....lol...Sorry about the accident...I had something similar happen to me in the grocery store about a year ago. My youngest and I were trying to hurry and get what we needed before my oldest got off the school bus. Needless to say, she at the time had just turned 2 and was very curious about what everything was. She kept asking me what my shirt said and after the 5th time I told her to be still. I guess she got a little mad and decided to pull on my shirt and see for herself. Well, I think we all know what happened next. Yep, I had the most horrific day of my life. Right there in the middle of the freezer section! I was mortified, because we weren't alone in the aisle. There were probably 10 other people there staring at us because, after all, I did have to bend down and pick the thing up off the floor..lol...
Next time, take a different route, just in case someone recognizes u. ;D Or maybe color your hair....lol
,
Kell

[teatowel]

thanks for the laugh. being flat is humiliating in more ways than the obvious one. i can't handle my fake boobs either. heavy sigh. tea

[Wenonae]

Err..I've that same story except it was tissue paper..and on a dance floor Talk about wanting to crawl under the floor

[mominator]

Oh you guys are a HOOT! I do enough embarassing things with out having something other than tiny boobs in my bra!

And with that being said, I wouldn't EVEN think about chancing it now! There is NO doubt in my mind the dang things would be falling out EVERYWHERE!

[princess26]

Too funny ladies!!! I am sure worse things have happened, but it really stinks when it happens to u and others are there to witness it...not to mention laugh at u when it does happen!
Chin up...
Kell

[pjb]

LOL, ouch, and yikes! all in one.

I kinda had a feeling that I wasn't alone in any way, shape, or form, but it's funny how sharing extreme embarassment with someone else makes you feel better.

The good news is, the tape really helps!

[princess26]

Truth is, if u can't laugh at yourself, who can u laugh at? I try to always think of it that way atleast...
Just make sure that u don't get chaffed by the tape...lol..
,
Kelly

[pjb]

I am such an idiot, lol.

I finally realized why it happened in the first place.

My bra lost its elasticity. I guess it was so gradual that I never noticed. (and kinda forgot that they're supposed to be elastic...)

Well now that I have one with elasticity again, hopefully the long term effects of using tape will fade.

pjb the headstrong, unobservant