Post by JustMe23 on May 18, 2005 12:26:38 GMT -5
my mom sent me this joke through e-mail and i thought i would share it with you.
"The miracle of toilet paper"
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror,
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take
a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your
breasts for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper
and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between
my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years,"
he replies.
I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make
my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says,
"Worked for your butt,
didn't it?
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
"The miracle of toilet paper"
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror,
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take
a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your
breasts for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper
and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between
my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years,"
he replies.
I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make
my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says,
"Worked for your butt,
didn't it?
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
